RE: RE : unsubscribe

["Sylvain Labrosse" <slabross(at)Softimage.COM>]

User:  (grumbling loudly...)

 

Tech Support:  Hello, Avid Support, "name" speaking.  How can I help you?

 

User:  I was waiting on the phone with that stupid music for "X" mnutes!  That's unacceptable!

 

Tech Support:  (thought bubble - "Ho dear...  Not "name" again...")  Hi "name"!

 

User:  Don't HI ME!  My machine is broken again!  FIX IT !!!

 

Tech Support:  I'll see what I can do!  What seems to be the problem?

 

User:  It's the same (BIP!) as last week !!!!!!!!

 

Tech Support: (thought bubble - "Yeah!  As if only YOU call support!")  Can you help refresh my memory?

 

User:  Why do I have to always do your job?  I'm fed up Beta testing your products!  Test and fix the (BIP!) before shipping the (BIP BIP BIP!) thing !  And why is this piece of crap still does not have an Attic ?!?!??

 

Tech Support:  ...  (thought bubble - "What should I eat today?  I had pasta yesterday...")

 

 

   Well...  It's Friday for us too...  :-)))

 

 

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From: owner-ds(at)Softimage.COM [mailto:owner-ds(at)Softimage.COM] On Behalf Of David Rowe
Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 10:44 AM
To: 'DS(at)Softimage.COM'
Subject: RE: RE : unsubscribe

Producer:  “well I want the cadence of film, but the temporal resolution of video”

 

Editor: (thought bubble – “grad school idiot”)  “ sure, I can do that”

 

Producer:  “ I want the feel of 35mm, you know, like that movie I say last week, but keep the image clean”

 

Editor: (thought bubble – “but you shot it with available light on a $2.00 budget”)  “sure, I didn’t see that movie but I can do that”

 

Producer:  “ I’m really after a gritty, yet organic feel with undertones of romance to depict the subjects back story of despair.”

 

Editor: (thought bubble – “ What does that mean? This is a pet food commercial”)  “That is a really good idea, I will make your vision a reality”

 

Producer: (thought bubble  - “ this video tech just doesn’t get where I am coming from, I’m going back to Film”)

 

Editor: (thought bubble – “ this film snob just doesn’t get it, I wish he would just go back to h*ll)

 

Producer: “ Excellent, nice to work with you”

 

Editor “ Dumbass….opps that should have been in a thought bubble.”