:-)
Andi
Sylvain Labrosse wrote:
User: (grumbling loudly...)
Tech Support: Hello, Avid Support, "name" speaking. How can I help you?
User: I was waiting on the phone with that stupid music for "X"
mnutes! That's unacceptable!
Tech Support: (thought bubble - "Ho dear... Not "/name/" again...") Hi
"/name/"!
User: Don't HI ME! My machine is broken again! FIX IT !!!
Tech Support: I'll see what I can do! What seems to be the problem?
User: It's the same (BIP!) as last week !!!!!!!!
Tech Support: (thought bubble - "Yeah! As if only YOU call support!")
Can you help refresh my memory?
User: Why do I have to always do your job? I'm fed up Beta testing
your products! Test and fix the (BIP!) before shipping the (BIP BIP
BIP!) thing ! And why is this piece of crap still does not have an
Attic ?!?!??
Tech Support: ... (thought bubble - "What should I eat today? I had
pasta yesterday...")
/ Well... It's Friday for us too... :-)))/
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Producer: “well I want the cadence of film, but the temporal
resolution of video”
Editor: (thought bubble – “grad school idiot”) “ sure, I can do that”
Producer: “ I want the feel of 35mm, you know, like that movie I say
last week, but keep the image clean”
Editor: (thought bubble – “but you shot it with available light on a
$2.00 budget”) “sure, I didn’t see that movie but I can do that”
Producer: “ I’m really after a gritty, yet organic feel with
undertones of romance to depict the subjects back story of despair.”
Editor: (thought bubble – “ What does that mean? This is a pet food
commercial”) “That is a really good idea, I will make your vision a
reality”
Producer: (thought bubble - “ this video tech just doesn’t get where I
am coming from, I’m going back to Film”)
Editor: (thought bubble – “ this film snob just doesn’t get it, I wish
he would just go back to h*ll)
Producer: “ Excellent, nice to work with you”
Editor “ Dumbass….opps that should have been in a thought bubble.”
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Andi Loor
www.andiloor.se
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